Tuesday, December 2, 2008

That's one list DSC doesn't want to be on.

The fact that Dixie State College is currently missing a mascot had me feeling a little down. However, when I came across a photo essay on Fox Sports’ Web site called “Mascots gone wild,” I knew I’d be feeling better after looking at other schools’ mascot troubles.

Now I see that, in some cases, not having a mascot may be better than having one that misbehaves. DSC can learn from the examples in this collection of photos, as they showcase the kinds of mascots a school should avoid having.

For the most part, the craziest stories in this essay are about live mascots. For instance, Peruna, the Shetland pony that represents Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas, apparently has quite a naughty streak going. From field-pooping to killing another team’s mascot, Peruna is the poster pony for what a mascot should not do on the field. So, for safety reasons, we should probably rule out having a live animal represent our school, especially if we become the rattlers.

DSC can also learn from the state of Oregon, which is home to two schools with out-of-control mascot stories. First, we should make sure that any girl who decides to don our future mascot costume can take a punch. Second, if we’re going to have a person with a rage problem wear our mascot suit, that suit better be something more fierce than a duck.

After reading these stories, I see that DSC needs to factor the type of trouble each potential mascot could cause into the decision making process.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/pgStory?contentId=8824820&MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002#sport=COLLEGE%20FOOTBALL&photo=8824504

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Okay, Pastor Young, if you say we have to…

Bedroom topics are not usually found in any church I’ve been in, but as one video story on MSNBC’s Web site explains, times must be changing.

According to the story, one Texas pastor challenged the married couples in his congregation to get it on every day for one week. He said his reason for such a request is that the tough economy has shifted the focus of many married couples from the importance of family to finances. By listening to their religious leader, they may be mending any broken bonds caused by monetary uncertainty.

Wait. Is a financial crisis really the best time to encourage people to do the deed that could potentially result in another mouth to feed? I think if people are already struggling, they shouldn’t necessarily be asked to perform the act of making babies. They could surely find another way to bond.

Let’s just hope this pastor encourages birth control methods, as well.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/27664539#27664539

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Hold on, baby. Mommy still needs to vote.

As I sit here comfortably on my couch, diligently keeping track of the presidential election and crossing my fingers for the candidate I have supported, I realize how lucky I am for two reasons: I have already cast my ballot and I am not pregnant.

A Los Angeles woman is the inspiration for my gratitude because she does not share those two fortunes with me. According to Tyson Wheatley in a video story on CNN’s Web site, this woman was standing in line at the polls when her water broke. She went home and she and her husband proceeded to a hospital where a doctor told her that she still had time to vote before the baby would be born.

Doctor’s note in hand, this woman, technically in labor, was ushered to the front of the line and cast her vote.

Wow. Her right to vote meant enough to her that in what I’m sure was extreme discomfort, she still managed to put in her two cents in this historic election.

This makes me wonder what lengths I would go to in order to make my own voice heard.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/ireports/2008/11/04/irpt.wheatley.pregnant.woman.ireport

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The dangers of drawstrings and other Pete Wentz adventures

So far in my journalistic endeavors, my worst fear has been getting a what-idiot-wrote-this-crap reaction from readers. My fear worsens when I give that reaction to other writers, case in point, an article entitled “Rocker ‘Nearly Got Hung’ by His Hoodie,” located on the Popeater Website.

I realize I was asking for a sketchy article when I clicked on the link to popeater.com from the AOL Music site, but the link was enticing. I guess the Popeaters did one thing right.

The headline implies that a rock start, specifically Fall Out Boy member Pete Wentz, had a recent, extreme accident. I pictured something along the lines of him getting into a brawl with Panic at the Disco members and them attempting to strangle him with his drawstrings.

Wrong. Apparently Wentz simply revealed to Popeater that he had a near-death experience two years ago when the drawstrings on his hooded sweatshirt tangled around him while he was crowd surfing. This story came in addition to several poorly stated answers to ridiculously random questions.

Still, I have to admit, I do like the quote that goes along with that part of the story.

“I couldn't breathe and I nearly got hung which I was probably fit for at the time,” Wentz said.

Don’t be so hard on yourself, Pete. In fact, I would say your biggest mistake so far in your career is probably talking to Popeater.

http://www.popeater.com/music/article/pete-wentzs-near-death-by-hoodie-scare/228463

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Nice to meet you, Cutout.

I have a great deal of respect for people who are truly dedicated to their chosen causes. However, I believe some people give their attention to causes that are less critical than others.

Take for example a woman formerly known as Jennifer Thornburg. According to an AP article found on USA TODAY’s Web site, she recently officially changed her name to CutoutDissection.com, or Cutout for short. Her new name is the URL for a Web site advocating the elimination of dissection assignments in classrooms.

When it comes to her particular soap box, this tactic is extreme but successful.

“Once they find out what my name is, they want to know more about what the website is about,” Cutout said.

Personally, I have nothing against saving animals. I don’t necessarily condone using small animals as learning tools, partly because I’d rather slam my pinky in a car door than slice into a formaldehyde-soaked frog. Still, I think there are more pressing issues facing humanity. I feel that her idea for spreading the word for a cause could have been put to better use.

At the same time, I understand her decision. Names like stopworldhunger.com and eliminateAIDSinAfrica.org would not produce as nifty a nickname as Cutout.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-10-13-namechange_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Photo essay: brotherhood and battles

As a girl looking in on the little world of my two nephews, I see that brotherhood is something I may never fully understand. Their relationship is multifaceted and, at times, volatile. Still, no matter the status of their tempers at any given second, their brotherhood is absolutely priceless.As individuals, both Bryce, 9, and Dallas, 5, are quintessential little boys, constantly battling the forces of adulthood.



As individuals, both Bryce, 9, and Dallas, 5, are quintessential little boys, constantly battling the forces of adulthood.


Bryce, above, was born when I was 11 years old and practically lived at my house until we moved, so I have seen him shape into the loving, stubborn and antsy Bryce we see in this collection of pictures. The stunned face you see in this photo is because I caught him sneaking out of our pantry with a handful of Halloween candy right after his mother had told him he couldn’t have any before bed.


Sadly, I have not been as geographically close to Dallas, above, because we live 800 miles apart, but that doesn’t mean I know him any less. Being the little brother, he is constantly watching his big brother for mischief ideas, which Bryce gives willingly and plentifully. Although he has mastered the tantrum, he is also a sweet, sensitive spirit with a curiosity for everything. This photo showcases his mean streak, but he has the unique ability to turn from naughty to nice in a snap.

Just like unstable chemicals, when these two get together, you never know what will happen. You might as well surrender and watch the show because Seek and Destroy, as my sister sometimes calls them, have the upper ground in most skirmishes. Many times teamwork becomes their heaviest artillery in the war against the grown-ups. Here, Bryce incorporated his little brother in the mission to capture the afore-mentioned Halloween candy, once again banned by the treat Nazis.


As the older, more experienced soldier, Bryce often strategizes. Dallas studies Bryce’s every move in order to be as much like his brother as possible. Even when the tactics are as innocuous as riding bikes, wherever Bryce goes, Dallas follows. Even so, this training may not last long because Dallas is learning quickly.

From an outsider’s perspective, I deduce that the key component to the success of this brotherhood is always having backup. In one of those priceless moments, Dallas, guitar, and Bryce, keyboard, put on an impromptu jam session while Tim McGraw sang “Last Dollar” in the background. This particular cuteness tactic was very effective, as it made me want to go MIA from the adult troop and join the boys’ army.

Like any other regiment, battles within the ranks break out between the boys. It may be a struggle for power, but whatever the reason, the idea of sharing oftentimes brings about unrest in the brotherhood. Here, Bryce has control of the single tennis ball, but Dallas is seeking to take command of the toy. Dallas doesn’t take the loss well.

The same result comes when Dallas has something Bryce wants. In this case, after the jam session, Dallas took over on keyboard, but without Bryce’s consent. Despite the size difference, the little brother held his ground with an occasional shove. Bryce eventually retreated.


Although it seems the brotherhood squad has a clear advantage in most cases, the adults still have some effective strategies when it comes to taking control of situations. One of the most successful weapons is separation. Here, at a local restaurant, there was no hesitation on the part of the grown-ups to put as much distance between the little soldiers as possible. For the most part, this resulted in a peaceful meal.

Despite their frequent, momentary battles, Bryce and Dallas are the epitome of brotherhood. They proudly display all the aspects of the complicated relationship, and they fight bravely alongside one another against the forces of adulthood. With moments like this one, I fear that we grown-ups should just give up the fight and let the cuteness take over.


















































































































From an outsider’s perspective, I deduce that the key component to the success of this brotherhood is always having backup. In one of those priceless moments, Dallas, guitar, and Bryce, keyboard, put on an impromptu jam session while Tim McGraw sang “Last Dollar” in the background. This particular cuteness tactic was very effective, as it made me want to go MIA from the adult troop and join the boys’ army.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Huh. We have more in common than I thought.

When I first encountered the article called “8 Love Lessons You Can Learn From Celebrity Crack-Ups” by Jessica Pressler, posted Oct. 6 on Glamour Magazine’s Web site, I had a good chuckle. What could I possibly learn from those silly, overexposed, narcissistic people?

Dang. I hate being wrong. It turns out that this particular piece, complete with flattering pictures of the famous subjects, focuses on advice that sounds similar to what my mother would tell me, especially the bit about listening to what other people say about your honey.

The snippet about Mario Lopez’s escapades proved to be the most disappointing to me. I must admit that I have been crushing on him since he was on “Saved by the Bell.” Since, according to this article, he has been caught cheating several times, I guess I’ll finally give up on him. I just don’t see how Slater could have turned into such a womanizer! It must be those dimples.

My favorite section was the one describing how the most beautiful women have been cheated on. It still hurts when I think of past experiences with that situation, but it’s good to know that Christie Brinkley was in the same boat as me at one point. I’m pretty sure that’s the only thing we have in common, besides our gender.

This goes to show that, although celebrities seem to be on a whole other planet, they experience many of the same things I do as an average girl trying to scrape my way through the crappiness of the dating world.

http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/2008/10/8-love-lessons-you-can-learn-from-celebrity-crackups

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The actor was great, but the salad dressing wasn't

It takes some work to make a sad situation in the news make people feel good. One article, “Remembering Paul Newman, Humanitarian and Actor,” by Richard Corliss, goes to show that the words an author chooses and how he or she puts them together can make any type of story have any kind of effect.

I was sad to hear about the passing of Paul Newman, not because I felt particularly close to him, but because my family members have always been fans of his acting. I knew this would constitute an oh-darn reaction from my mom.

Still, after reading this article on his death, I feel more inclined to admire Newman than to mourn his passing. As opposed to focusing on the tragic aspect that surrounds death, this author focused on the genuine, funny and inspiring events that made up Newman’s life. With an interesting comparison to other big-name stars and a catchy overview of Newman’s years, this article is an enjoyable read, even though it is comparable to an obituary.

I realize this type of article is not novel, but I think Corliss did an exceptional job celebrating Newman.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1845133-1,00.html

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I'm sorry, the judge was doing what during the trial?

This story made me blush, but I have to comment on it because it goes to show that, yes, some people really are that icky.

While clicking through cbsnews.com, the headline “Okla. Judge Disbarred For Using Sex Device,” dated Sept. 24, 2008, caught my attention. I thought to myself that Oklahoma officials must monitor judges pretty dang strictly if they have that kind of intimate information.

As it turns out, those officials weren’t monitoring this particular judge all that closely. In fact, Donald Thompson, 61, a former Creek County District Judge, was convicted of committing the indecent acts in his seat during trials on four different occasions—not very inconspicuous. He was found guilty of indecent exposure in 2006 and was released nearly two years later as a registered sex offender.

I can’t help but wonder what this guy was thinking. Having been a district court judge, he was obviously very accomplished. I would also imagine that he was required to have clear judgment to be in his position, but I guess he didn’t have good sense on every matter.

Also, how did the prosecution prove he was being indecent? My guess is that some poor witness got more than he or she bargained for when looking over at the judge from the stand. Yuck.

All in all, I suppose that these Creek County trials must have been boring enough that the judge felt he had to find something to do to stay entertained. Personally, I have vowed not to be accused of a crime in Oklahoma if that is the sort of thing that goes on in courtrooms there.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/24/national/main4475167.shtml

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

She's a MAC girl! I've been dying to know that.

Some people suggest that not only is it important to know about Sarah Palin's political views, foreign policy experience and previous actions as Alaska's head honcho, it is also crucial that we know every detail about her personal life.

One article, "Five (More) Things You Didn't Know About Sarah Palin," posted September 14 on People Magazine's Web site, takes the fascination a step further by revealing tidbits of information like her lipstick of choice and her cell phone habits.

I think I will focus on Palin's political abilities, especially since none of the other candidates are being asked what cosmetics they prefer. Even so, I still find the so-called facts in this article interesting.

For example, according to the article, Palin once gave a friend a blank thank you card. The explanation was that Palin liked the card so much that she wanted to give her friend the option of reusing it. For this, the article's writer called Palin frugal. Since when did forgetting to sign a thank you card reflect good money management skills? Also, the author pegs Palin as a traditionalist because she prefers to shave her legs, not wax them. In my mind, a traditionalist would just not shave his or her legs at all.

Out of the five so-called facts about Palin this author names, I can only see one of them as reasonable. To me, this is just another example of our nation's misuse and misunderstanding of facts about politicians.

By the way, like many of the other things we know about Palin, this information is all heresay. These tiny insights into Palin's persona are originally from the Insider's interview with several of Palin's close friends. I guess not even the Insider can get Palin to answer questions.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20226300,00.html

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Matt Damon, political expert

Yikes. As reported at cnn.com, actor Matt Damon recently commented to the Associated Press on McCain's VP pick Sarah Palin.

"I think there's a really good chance Sarah Palin could be president, and I think that's a really scary thing because I don't know anything about her,” he said.

Judging from what he said in the rest of the interview, he sure does have a strong opinion of her for not knowing anything about her.

His comments don't make much sense to me, which is why I deduce that the only reason his opinion made the headlines is because of his celebrity status. That scares me.

Are people in the U.S. so enthralled in celebrity worship that actors automatically become knowledgable on every topic? Should I be asking Angelina Jolie how to raise my future family? I surely hope not.

The article also mentioned Damon's long-time pal Ben Affleck, saying that the two have been supporting Barack Obama. Those are arguably two of the yummiest men on the planet, but when it comes to politics, I'll stick to credible sources to make my decisions. They should just stick to looking pretty.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/